Pony Attack! Clothing

Can a t-shirt save your life? What kind of question is that?
Of course it can.
Is there anything better than PUPPY LOVE?
Do you remeber your first kiss? Was it stoops?
When was the last time you laughed so hard you maybe pee'd a little?
Can a T-SHIRT do that?
If you had a dog would you make it wear human clothes against its will?
Do you find it strange that almost all vegetarians smoke?
If Elvis is the King of Rock N' Roll, and Michael Jackson the King of Pop, does that make Pony Attack!! the King of T-Shirts?
FUCK YES
If you don't wear Pony Attack!! you will be naked.
If you don't wear one, you may never meet your soul-mate.
If you take the "R" out of SHIRT it says SHIT.
Flame retardant, it makes it own kind of music. It can solve puzzles.
It knows the secret ending to LOST.
It has approved gay marriage.
It knew Barack would be the nominee before the primaries.
Everybody is selling something. Why not be selling PONY ATTACK!!?
Start wearing it now. Wear it now before it becomes huge and is sold at TARGET and HOT TOPIC.
And you can say "I used to wear that stuff before it got all played out"
And when US magazine has pictures of Heidi and Spencer wearing it and it's listed in "OUT" you can say "WOW" they're so busted.

Pony Attack!! is a small project based out of San Diego, CA that is
run by Nathan Bell, Kimmy McAtee and their pug Chloe.

Nathans from Michigan but went to "Art School" in San Diego.
He is currently the senior graphic designer for Etnies, freelances under the moniker DesignerNotAFigher and is one half of the DJ phenomenon Sassyboys. Kimmy is from Colorado Springs, CO. She went to the Fashion Institute in Los Angeles but can't sew very well.
She recently left the world of boys as the sales rep for Zero and Mystery skateboards to save boobies as the PR Marketing manager and Event Coordinator for the Keep A Breast Foundation. She also does style writing, event planning, styling and other scenester bullshit under the umbrella of Cutting Age Productions.


Pony Attack

works on LPP